Monday, April 30, 2012

Discovery of a New Element

A friend of mine has always been fascinated by Quantum physics, he has been doing some research and to my surprise this man has reached a very interesting Scientific break through on Quantum Physics.

The email received was from some one who dwells into and relishes the sci-fi aspect of life, he has quite a distinct way of putting across ideas, this is how he explains about the discovery of a new element.

And i quote "The heaviest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no products are produced."

Thank you for sharing the email, the presentation is quite innovative!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Irony Strikes Again at the Venerable House of Rapists

The so called venerable house of "representatives" has done an outstanding job as the members of the house of shame have acquitted the key icons of corruption, closed major corruption files using preposterous justifications, rewarded themselves with lifelong pensions, allowing members of the honorable house of representatives a luxurious life off of the penurious tax payers money, and not to forget the so called elections law that has undervalued political activists, parties, and external spectators and analysts on all levels, considering them to be gullible. The appointed house of "representatives", whom are allegedly representing the people have managed to Rape a population of 6000000 twice within 24 hours. This group of Conspirators are continuously reminding, the already boiling street, that we your "representatives" have no intentions in coming forth with political and economical reform and have taken an oath to sabotage to the image of the legislative institution..  The decisions being taken and laws being passed, neglecting the call for genuine political and economical reform only causes more distress, as this is being witnessed every Friday in protests monsooning the nation in demand for reform where every Friday the requisitions are rising higher getting very close to the so called "red lines".